- Camille: what's wrong with you? You look like you're pregnant.
- Me: what?
- Camille: no, not like you look fat but your face looks like you just received the news that there is a child in your womb.
- Me: uh nope. Not pregnant.
- Camille: have you been having sex?
- Me: uh no. I have no been having sex.
- Camille: ok, because you could be pregnant.
- Me: ...
