(Source: thediamondchurchstreetchoir, via fuckheartsbreaklegs)

What if you were in the hospital with your wife in labour and she’s screaming and crushing your hand and the doctors are telling her to breathe and that she’s almost there and they can see the head and then they look really concerned and your adrenaline and elation screeches to a halt as the doctors hold up a puppy

You’d obviously have a lot of questions but which one would you ask first

Me: I like whiskey.
Parents: I hope you don't become an alcoholic.

yourhands&yourhands&yourhands

passengerseats&films&cigs&porches&beds&physics&klove&primus&flee&redhotchillepeppers

&bassguitar&jams&yourbrain&movietickets&physics&withmeallthetime&yourlaugh&mylaugh&noises&singing

&rapping&philosophy&conversation&conversation&conversation&yourtruck&mymomshouse&

yourdadshouse&myapartment&yourwhitetruck&numbers&bible&god&beer&sex&dances&

fastfood&bww&racecars&nobelpeace&theology&teeth&blue&skin&skin&skin&skin&nothingever&

&california&you&you&you&you.

becafriend:

natural beauty is always better

Camille: what's wrong with you? You look like you're pregnant.
Me: what?
Camille: no, not like you look fat but your face looks like you just received the news that there is a child in your womb.
Me: uh nope. Not pregnant.
Camille: have you been having sex?
Me: uh no. I have no been having sex.
Camille: ok, because you could be pregnant.
Me: ...

I want a gentleman to order my entree for me sometime. “And the lady would like the prosciutto with brie”. Freddie is here, so I shall make him do it.

brixxxton:

chasetpierson:

Episode 1 of a web series I’m working on.

More coming soon.

“chase, do you think princess daisy is a slut?”

MY FRIENDS MAKE FUNNY FILMS, YOU SHOULD WATCH.

I filmed this when I 18. 18!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BLONDE.

oh young me, I want you back.

Thank you Lord for my girls like: Paige. Brekyn. Liz. Elise. Tara. Amy. Natalie.

Excuse me ya all

But Paul Rudd is the most charming man alive

Sexyyyy, can I?

(Source: sleepingtigers)